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eh hi...amaciam...long time no see...aku ni dah lame tertanye tanye pasal satu bende ni...kenape eh orang tua zaman skrg suke kasi anak anak diorang high hopes eh...fuckshit siak....diorang eh mcm angkat kau tinggi pastu lepaskan mcm gitu je...memang diorang nyer decision kiter kene respect...tapi ni dah mcm misuse of power sak...lagi lagi bapak aku...nak fight back tkleh...aku tak pernah sak membantah kata2 diorang...kenape diorang mcm big fuck sak...aku tk pernah melawan ckp diorang...kenape diorang kene cam gini...maybe fighting back might be the best situation...fml fml fml.............

specially for you...

for u people whom i may knew,if i ever see u insulting my religion,i promise i will do wat i do best to make u suffer...i fucking promise....

hi hi hi hi...

ya i know.i have been long gone from here.now i'm back.hello and slamat hari raya ppl...i want to tll you abt a story i've gone through recently...

aku nampak ni motor kat bawah blok aku..lawa pe...

ade lagi satu bende... as u all know,the first day of raya was on the 20.on that day,i had went to my nenek hse...on the perjalanan there,i came across a supposably "censored scene".ni crite kat dalam bas lah..i took the 176 to west coast...ard jurong east there,ade satu pompuan cantik ni naek bas...aku nyer mata tros "auto focus" kat ni pompuan ah.hanya tuhan saje tau betape cantik nyer pompuan ni...kalau korg nk tau ni pompuan brape cantik,try jadi tuhan ah...aku kan dah ckp,hanye tuhan saje yg tau...anw ni gadis yang cantik manis jalan ah cari tempat dudok...biler dier tengah jalan,ader satu tragedi terjadi...bukan tragedi oktober eh...ahah..biler dier cun cun nk dudok,bas driver pon tekan minyak...dier ape lagi.jatuh tergolek macam nangka busuk...tk busuk lah,nangka wangi lah pasal dier pakai perfume...KELEPEKKK!!!!!mak datok!dier jatuh lah beb...aku aper lagi...ketawa lah sial...takkan lah aku nk gi bangon tolong dier...buang masa ku je...aku ketawa mcm lah tu bas aku punya...aku rase dier dengar lah...ketawa nyer ketawa,dah sampai pon busstop.aku turon ah...kiwak,check check dier pegi umah jiran nenek aku lah...sebelah je...aku dah gabrah tk tau aper nk uat..aku pon take refuge kat umah nenek aku lah...ni crite mari kiter uat teladan.lain kali kalau nk ketawa pat orang laen,jgn lupe take cover....haha

farewell to you ppl...i aint gonna see u guys often...hope u all get the msg...adios...

lamest pose i ever had.....

tis is my class....T1M3...all those lovely people.look people.who is the most handsome???of course me lah.u see my face properly.like hollywood actor sia,johnny depp.girl always fall inlove when they look at me for the first time........c'mon c'mon.u tink i was serious.haha joking lah.but the part where i say i look like johnny depp is true lah.haha.........anw i want sleep.i wonder why am i talking to you guys?!!!!!i want sleep lah...go away lah.byeeee....

Present.....:)

oi manusia sekalian jantina....beta tau kamu semua telah membaca blog beta..jadi tuan hamba semua tau bila birthdae beta?mesti korang tau nyer.aper lagi kamu semua nanti-nantikan?pegi lah cari present utk beta...kalau boleh present tu biar mahal punyaaaaaa...beli kat paragon atau topman ke.tk kisah lah...asalkan ade klass boleh lah.nak blanje makan pon boleh...kite boleh makan kt sakura ke,seoul garden ke.susah susah pegi je lunch kat Carousel...haha..woitttttt.kalau korang take this seriously,korang memang lagi bodoh dari kambing kat laut...aku gurau je..kalau ade salah dan silap maafkan saje lah ye...SELAMAT HARI MEMBACA BLOG AKU.........

21st july

as everyone know,my birthday falls on the 21st july.that day is on the way.furthermore it is a schooling day.patut ke aku pergi skolah hari tu?kalau aku dtg confirm kene bash.balik mesti kene kicap nyer.kicap manis,masen,hitam,tawar,sume ahh.sape yg invent b'day bash ni memang orang tu aku nk bash.kalau aku kene bash,aku cari si inventor tu sampai dpt.jgn cakap lobang cacing,sampai ke long jubo,hidong aku cari...aiman lagi siak.nk campak aku telor.saddiq nk campak aku tepong.ape diorang ingat aku same species ngan prawn fritters pe boleh goreng pastu makan???tapi aku nyer daging mesti rase sedap.very fleshy and meaty.tulang aku pulak buat sup tulang.wah 70-an gerek gerek sak.dah boleh bukak business ni kat geylang.geylang serai eh....bukan geylang lorong 21.kat situ cume jual sup buntut je eh.kalau nk try,pegi ah.sup buntut ade yg $25 je.haha...sial je.nk tau sup buntut camne??kt bawah ade gambar.haha.senang senang try ah...haha

dilema

wah sial kepala kambing laut btol...aku fail sak EL TECH ngan EG1...sedih sak.tapi tkpe.ain't no sadness is going to take over my body niger.thanks to my friends adem,huda,malik and yang,i am now more motivated to study harder.i'm nt gonna waste my time in school doing nothing but daydreaming in class...im gonna study.yeah you heard me right.study.but i wonder sometimes.am i gonna make it through poly?its so hard for me to cope.i need help...anw i'm hungry.are u guys hungry???wat should i eat?big mac,mcspicy or fillet o fish...hmmm.i tink i'm gonna go for the fillet o fish...aku telah ditakdirkan jatuh cinta bersama "cik fillet o fish" yang cantikmanis lagi rupawan itu...rupanya yang menawan telah membuat ku jatuhcinta bersamanya...ok kawan kawan.abang nk jalan...bye bye...KITA MAKAN DULU!!!!